Tag: Politics
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House of Tards
Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, and Louis C.K. walk into a bar. “What are ya having, sweetcheeks?” asks the barmaid. “Barely-legal virgins,” says Harvey. “Little boys,” Kevin says. “Want to see my dick?” says Louie. “Ummmm…” says the barmaid. “There’s a punchline here somewhere.” When it comes to sexual assault, happiness is the best […]
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Filthy Confessions
“What’s your fanta-ta-ta-sy?” -Ludacris The first adult film I ever watched was called “Naughty Fantasies,” or something like that, from Baby Doll Productions. I found it in a CD case for Now That’s What I Call Music: Volume 18 that my college roommate left lying around. She was out of town when I made the […]
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Giving & Receiving
Celebrating with those you can’t publicly acknowledge I’m at work early in the a.m, when a handsome late-thirties yuppie rushes up to me. “Please tell me this is part of the sweater sale?” he implores, holding up a gray French Connection fuzzball. It’s a former state Assemblyman and DA, whom I immediately recognize. Hello, he’s […]
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